Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! June 2012

This month: Sting and Roode have a lumberjack match and Sting becomes number 1 contender for Slammiversary. Bully Ray changes his plea to guilty and challenges Joe Park Esq. to a fight at the PPV. Dixie announces the TNA Hall of Fame. Brooke is better than Stephanie. Jeff Hardy is now painting eyes on his eyelids. Alex Silva is missing since winning the first Gut Check Challenge. Joey Ryan sucks. Vinny can't wait to see what AJ's secret is. A big rock thrown into a serene pond. Serge debuts on iMPACT! The AJ-Dixie-Daniels-Kazarian storyline is starting to jump the shark. No one cares about Crimson's undefeated streak. Brooke is insincere. Bully Ray and Joe Park Esq. sign their match contract. Joey Ryan is potentially Al Snow's love child. AJ is the focus of iMPACT! Bryan and Dave review Slammiversary. Dave doesn't want to complain but spends literal minutes complaining..."you know". Garrett Bischoff makes Robbie T look good. Mr. Anderson becomes number 1 contender. Storm ends Crimson's undefeated streak. Dave goes on a rant about Goldberg giving it up 10 years ago. Sting is announced as TNA's first hall of famer. Ms. Tessmacher wins the TNA Women's title. Abyss and Joe Park Esq. is meant to be Jekyll and Hyde. Christian looked like he did not want to be at Slammiversary. Angle and AJ win the Tag team titles and Angle is happy. Madison Rayne is smitten with Earl Hebner? Roode retains his title again against Sting. Hogan is impressed by Aries. Bully Ray is mad at Abyss. The Bound for Glory series gauntlet is announced: Hardy, AJ, RVD, Magnus, Bully Ray, Angle, Pope, Daniels, Robbie E, Joe, Storm and Anderson. Storm wins. Pope is back. Brooke Hogan is a terrible actress. Bryan doesn't want to "go off" on Mr. Anderson but seems genuinely bothered that he didn't bleach his hair lol. Dixie and AJ agree to reveal their secret the following week. Sting is jumped by 3 masked men in the debut of Aces and Eights. Aries forfeits his X Division title for a TNA World title shot at Destination X. Open Fight Night and Bound for Glory Series Night. Brooke Hogan is no buys. Taeler Hendricks in the Gut Check Challenge. ODB suggests she will fuck Hulk for a title shot. iMPACT! is better when it is live. Claire Lynch shows up for the first time. By the second show it is clear she is a lousy actress. Al Snow doesn't realize no one buys the TNA PPVs. Samoa Joe and Bully Ray have a natural match. Claire Lynch makes Dixie look like a seasoned pro. Jeff Hardy doesn't care about much these days. Joey Ryan is back. Taeler gets a job. It is announced that AJ fathered Claire Lynch's baby.