This month: Bischoff gets served. ODB and Velvet for 7 minutes. Kendrick and Bischoff are friends now. Sabin tore knee ligaments so Shelley will team with Storm to form Gun Money. Everyone else is clueless. The problem is with us. Sting should be flattered by Mr. Anderson. Eric Young has enough. Abyss is now a philosopher and he declares the X Division dead. On a taped show they could not make sure we saw Steiner pin Morgan. Bischoff promises to respect the X Division. They kill off the angle because Foley left. Anderson explains he has been mocking Sting. He who has the title has the power. A reference to Married with Children. Joe and Crimson fight in a bar. Bryan plays a ton of awful noise, sorry. TNA writers are too stupid to realize Storm is the beer guy and Roode is the money guy. Jarrett kisses Angle's ass. Vinny doesn't like ODB. RVD pins Bully Ray to set up Bully and AJ. Abyss challenges Kendrick and Kazarian. The TNA fantasy game is amazing. Gunner pins Sting to set up Sting vs Anderson at Slammiversary. Mr. Anderson laughs at Sting so Sting chokes him to death. Vinny review was short again. The X Division 3 way is a psychological disaster. Crimson gets worse and worse. Bully beats AJ in a great Last Man Standing match. Mr. Anderson wins the title on Bryan's birthday. Angle beats Jarrett with the ankle lock. Mr. Anderson hosts an asshole reception. Vinny doesn't like Gunner. D-Von doesn't like that his kids like The Pope because he will put his wife to work. Bryan doesn't like the Network. Jarrett's ancestors. The Bound for Glory series for four months later that Bryan has no faith in. Eric Young beat Gunner for the TV title. Destination X is coming up right after they bury the X Division. Velvet and Tessmacher have a deep conversation. Jackie Moore returns. Hulk doesn't give a fuck Jarrett is leaving. From Sting to ODB - everyone screams. Austin Aries is just another geek slowly after debuting. Joe and RVD have a great match which RVD wins and has 7 points. Gunner does not mention he pinned Sting. Steiner and Bully are awesome. Jarrett was joking about going to Mexico but The Network enforces it. Joker Sting is here. Finally wins matter in TNA thanks to the tournament. Gunner is a better man than AJ. Zema Ion has a promo. Bryan doesn't understand the female anatomy. Steiner says he will think about joining Immortal. The Destination X PPV will be all X Division which does not mean anything. The 6 sided ring is back for one night. Smash's son debuts and sucks. Jerry Lynn is back. Joker Sting beats up Abyss with a barbed wire glove.