Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! December 2012

This month: The TV title is sparkly now for Christmas and D-Von wins it back. D'Lo determines Al Snow had been mickied. Velvet Sky and Mickie James are back. How do you pave a road in blood? Big Morgan and the Big Organ. Joe, Garrett, Brisco and Angle against Aces and Eights at Final Resolution. Joe Park Esq. has to go train with Al Snow. Jeff Hardy's internal dialogue in slow motion. Kenny King is number 1 contender now. A good 6 man tag match to close the show. It pays to be Roode. The biggest things in TNA are Aces and Eights and who Brooke is fucking and neither of those are relevant to the PPV. James Storm has had a plummet. Vinny has had enough of Joey Ryan TNA ruins the Aries vs. Bully Ray match. The Aces and Eights lose again. AJ found his hair gel but loses to Daniels. Jeff Hardy along with every other champion retains his title. If you look up phony in the dictionary it'll have Velvet Sky's promo. Pigeons in her ass? Angle with blatant product placement. Joe Park Esq. trains with Danny Davis in OVW. Hardy and Storm beat up 5 men with a bat. The death of Aces and Eights. D-Von reveals Aries paid them off to screw Roode. AJ turns heel. Kenny King cheats to beat RVD. Terry and Mark have a confrontation backstage. Bully Ray is denying his relationship with Brooke..right? A deserving main event at iMPACT! Where would Aries go to not be in front of Hardy's fans? D-Von is the one man to have a bad match with Kurt Angle. Bully Ray saves Hulk from Aces and Eights. Kazarian and Daniels have fun with Santa. A subtle clue that Sting will be back next month. Mickie James loses her title match to Tara. Bully Ray and Brooke get caught making out. Open Fight Night on iMPACT! Brooke and Bully Ray have no friends. Hollywood Jesse vs. Robbie E in a bro-off. Rob Terry wins it. More of Joe Park Esq. in OVW. No one has more fun than Daniels. End your year with a foot up your rear. The Aces and Eights recruit Mr. Anderson. Roode and Aries have a heel vs heel main event.