Bryan & Tom review TNA iMPACT! July 2016

This month: Bryan and Vinny do a live reaction audio of the Final Deletion. Tom cannot watch the Final Deletion. Mike Bennett considers using Option C at Destination X. Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett, Braxton Sutter, Spud, DJZ, Mandrews, Eddie Edwards and Mike Bennett have an Ultimate X match. Eddie Edwards wins the X Division title back. Bruce Buffer was like the fake Sting and now is like the real Sting. Eli Drake leaves Storm laying. Eddie Edwards is now considering Option C. Maria wants Dixie gone. Mike Bennett promises to ruin Ultimate X. The BroMans catch Rosemary and Bram making out. Eddie Edwards has pussies for friends and family. Nero was a Roman Emperor with a checkered history. The production team riles up the crowd. DJZ wins an Ultimate X match to become the new number 1 contender for the X Division title. A blouse is a fluffy shirt. Davey Richards shows up to support Eddie Edwards. Abyss is more loyal to Impact than Bram. Allie is the star of the Knockouts division by far. Why is everyone so mad? Davey gives Eddie a Boston Knee Party tape job. Moose debuts for Impact and takes out Lashley and Eddie Edwards. Broken Matt wants Jeff Hardy gone but wants Brother Nero to stay. Brother Nero blames himself for vacating the Tag Team titles. The Bound for Glory playoffs begin with Mike Bennett taking on Brother Nero in a squash match. Broken Matt deletes James Storm. EC3 beats Eli Drake to move on in the tournament - he is morphing into his final form. Call Tyrus if you have any problems. A state of the Knockouts address. Bram is irresistible and Rosemary fawns over him. Who cares what Mahabali Shera thinks of the Bound for Glory tournament? The Pope sucks. Galloway beats Bram in the tournament. Lashley beats Eddie Edwards to win the X Division title. Mules were doing work before there were drugs. Relevant creature, relevant creature! EC3 beats Broken Matt to qualify for the Bound for Glory playoff finals. Gail Kim beats Madison Rayne in a whatever match. The origins of Rosemary. David Starr, a sexual abuser who looks like Joey Ryan - go figure, gets squashed by Moose. DJZ doesn't think he can beat Lashley but wants to fight him anyway. Galloway and EC3 are no longer friends. Eli Drake is back to host the Fact of Life. Storm's dad is fucking Eli Drake's mom while Eli Drake's dad is cooking up mashed potatoes. Crazzy Steve is put in a Boston Crab with his face in thumbtacks. Mike Bennett beats Galloway after interference from Moose and EC3.