Bryan & Lance review Impact Wrestling July-December 2021

This month: Bryan commits to watching Impact again. Sami Callihan wants a no DQ match against Omega to prevent the Good Brothers from interfering? A bunch of matches with a ton of people at Slammiversary. Deonna signs a contract without reading it. Two people have recently died on Impact. Josh Alexander wins the X Division championship. Laurel Van Ness is back as Chelsea Green. A showcase for W Morrissey against Eddie Edwards. A promo for the king of drama Matt Rehwoldt. FinnJuice retain their titles against Madman Fulton and Shera. No Way shows up in a match where the Good Brothers win the Impact Tag Team titles. Mickie James comes out to steal the spotlight. Don Callis saves the show on commentary. Omega and Callihan have a match with a pizza cutter. Jay White makes his Impact debut. Missy Hyatt returns to the ring. Bryan Myers is the new number 1 contender for Kenny Omega. Chris Bey gets a Bullet Club shirt from Jay White. An argument on whose Bullet Club was hotter. Chris Bey is officially the newest member of the Bullet Club. Drama King Matt and Deonna win Impact Homecoming. What is the joke behind Jake Something and Kaleb with a K? Don Callis introduces Kenny Omega. W Morrissey is a spitting image of a giant Edge and can get signed to ACME. Christian Cage is back on Impact after beating Omega on AEW TV for the Impact World Championship. Lance joins Bryan to review Impact. No one understands Johnny Swinger. Is Jake's father Bob Something? The show is very busy. It is easy to bury Matt Cardona. Chelsea Green being hot doesn't help Cardona's popularity because wrestling fans are angry virgins according to Lance. Impact feels post-produced and should lean into it. David Finlay, Jay White and Juice Robinson are good. Kaleb with a K should be the only one who points out his name is Kaleb with a K. Mini movies on Impact. Why are they promoting intergender matches? All Bryan wants is consistency. Christian has friends and people who respect him. Sami Callihan saves Eddie's wife. Josh Alexander and Sabin have a low key backstage contract signing. Impact makes Lance think. Eddie Edwards declares he will not team up with Sami Callihan and then does which Bryan misses even though it was discussed the previous week. Swinger's Palace doesn't make sense and neither do Tenille Dashwood's interviews. Tasha Steelz and Mercedez Martinez run the same angle as Josh Alexander and Christian. Bryan does not like the Knockouts division. The former IIconics sign with Impact and will debut at Bound for Glory as the IInspiration. An 8 minute Josh Alexander video package. The Digital Media Championship is an intergender title. The X Division isn't special anymore so intergender is the card they are playing. Impact doesn't have any doors. Josh Alexander beats Christian to win the Impact World Championship at Bound for Glory and then immediately loses it to Moose. Mickie James wins the Knockouts title from Deonna. The Good Brothers retain their Impact Tag Team titles. Trey Miguel wins the X Division Championship that Josh Alexander vacated with Option C. The debuting IInspiration beat Decay to win the Knockouts Tag Team titles and Jordynne Grace wins the Digital Media title. No one watches the show. Christian is gone from Impact and back to being a mascot on AEW. Mike has a lot of opinions about Impact for someone who doesn't know anything about the company or watch the product. Suzuki shows up on Impact and no one cares. It's a shame they are not in a bigger venue because their crowd has no energy. Finlay is a big asset to the show. No one else cares if they win their match. The IInspiration act stands out on Impact. Bryan is still a hater. Eddie Edwards wins a 3 way against Morrissey and Cardona to become the number 1 contender against Moose. Madman Fulton and the fridge. It's okay to just not say anything. Suzuki is old and fucks shit up. Decay menace The IInspiration. Violent by Design have dark and sinister video packages. Eric Young can do anything. Moose tries to lay out Eddie Edwards and fails. The return of Wrestlehouse 2. Dreamer is back on Busted Open Radio. Moose beats Eddie Edwards in a Full Metal Mayhem match at Turning Point. Mickie James will have a match with Deonna at Hard to Kill. The first 10 minutes of Wrestlehouse are trash. Swinger is depressed and doesn't like Thanksgiving. A stand alone goofy show. Matt Cardona stands tall holding the Impact World Championship over his head. Matt Striker compares him to Dennis Stamp. A lot of intergender on the show. The IInspiration and The Influence take on Decay. A completely absurd match. You don't want your WWE cast offs to feel like they are WWE cast offs and W Morrissey does not remind Lance of Big Cass. Bryan barely watches Impact and misses half the show. An excellent angle between Moose, Cardona and Chelsea where Cardona knocks out Chelsea. Intergender matches are stupid. Throwback Throwdown is coming.