Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 8 (Side A)

Song: My Old Ways by The Plot In You Villains Quotes: "You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion. But of course, I surrendered my human half a long time ago." -Dark Danny "I'm as good as dead, and if my last act is to bring you with me "Sliver", I can't imagine a better way to go!" -Special Agent Mace "I'm not taking you anywhere, I'm taking you out. You killed Mace. No more badges, no more protocol." -Agent Sieve "Good luck, next Tuesday! I hope the audience brings lots of... IBUPROFEN." -Squilliam Fancyson "Some chick who used to work here came up with a sorta dinosaur language. I figured, if they know what I'm saying, what's to stop me from making them DO whatever I want. I'm talking completely controlling dinosaurs. Just imagine the kind of power you’d have if these stone-cold killers did your bidding. No one is saying no to you ever again." -Kash D. Langford "And that's everything I need to make his life terrible, and my life fun! I just hope in my heart that someday I'll be able to make the whole world miserable! But for now... my hate belongs to Timmy. Me! Vicky! Supreme ruler of hating Timmy!" -Vicky "The other power companies may tinker with new ideas, but you can't reliably power homes with good intentions. While laugh power has its merits, it's not who we are. It's a monster's nature to be scary. Fear, it's our tradition, but it's also human children's. We may rely on their screams to power our city, but human children need us to be terrifying. They tell stories about us at sleepovers and around campfires. We have a responsibility to keep kids scared, and I take that responsibility very seriously, as did my father before me. Fear Co. will continue that proud tradition, because fear is power. Let fear power you." -Johnny J. Worthington III "As you can see, officer, someone has maliciously violated my space. I want who's ever responsible for this found and tickled mercilessly in front of their children! Or burned at the stake, I'm cool with whatever as long as it's in front of the children!" -Ms. Endive "Ha, I'm afraid to say it's not 1998 anymore. Things have changed since you decided to leave. These days it's not about collecting cans of creamed corn and childish platforming. Now it's all DLC and micro-transactions, and f*ck you, do you want a chicken nugget?!" -The CEO of Insane Groundbreaking Games "You have to do anything I want until I smile. Them's the rules, right? And guess what, it takes a LOT to make me smile." -James (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.