Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 17

Song: Pixel Prison by DragonForce Villains Quotes: "Brandyworth. He's not our family. We're the best they could make without him. They talk about us like we're not there! Not real! DON'T MATTER! All we hear is how perfect you are! And how perfect we aren't!" -Phase Two "Noodle Boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was RIGHT! MWAHAHAHA!" -Red Son/Dizzy Heegan "WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. "I'll make things better, dear! Drink me! Put me inside you! I'm great!" And she CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE! They're all worthless, kid! Every woman! Don't let them get ya! All of them wanna get ya! They just grab you and PULL YOU INTO 'EM! And you're forced to STAY IN AND PULL OUT! STAY IN, PULL OUT! And they got ya! And they grip you by the right-where-it-counts, and then start squeezing things out! Things that are like WEIGHTS AROUND YOUR HEAD! YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WITH NOWHERE TO GO, AND NO ONE TO BE!" -Mayor Clayton Middleinitial "Clay" Puppington "I don't want impressive. I want the ability to change reality. I want death on command! I want powerful beyond measure! And I almost had it." -Steven Erickson "Do you realize how much I do for this Creek? I provide free basketballs for any kid in need. I give out free candy to kids whose parents won't let them have sugar. I protect everyone from those monsters on the other side of the Creek. And still, kids like you want to take advantage of me! D-Did you just think because you give me a piece of paper that suddenly, we're gonna be best friends?! Because for your information, that is not how friends work!" -Xavier/The Red Poncho "I've seen the world suffer famine, disease, war, and endless turmoil. An eternity of needless pain. I thought if I helped someone with real power, guided you to be better, I could make a true difference in the world. But I now see the only true way to create the perfect world... is to start with a clean slate." -The Lady Bone Demon "..." -Flaxan [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Hey, I don't need more motivation to kill you, but sure, insult me. Come on. Oh, I mean... Hey, my dad killed most of you guys on my world. And your stretchy friend wasn't even there. He's awesome. Wait. What'd he say when I ripped him in half? Sh*t. It-it was, like, so weird, right? Does anyone remember? "Help! I don't want to not be living!" Wasn't it that, or was- Oh, oh, oh. Oh no, it wasn't. "Oh, no! I'm gonna not be alive!" You're a weird dude, dude. Dude. You ruined the moment." -No Goggles [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Whoa! Who the hell are you? Where's the ugly little troll guy?" -Goggles [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "..." -Sport [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "..." -Bulletproof [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "…" -Long-Haired [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "…" -Light-Blue [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "F*CK OFF! I got this!" -Hooded [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "…" -Mustache [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Oh. And who do we have here?" -Head Cap [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "I've killed you before and I'll do it again!" -Viltrumite [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Swearing doesn't make you cool." -Omni-Man [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Not all of us killed Mom. I liked it here. Reminds me of playing catch with Dad." -Masked [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're awesome. What's next?" -Prison [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Oh, poor Angstrom. You actually thought you could hide from me? My God, look at you. Pathetic. You're making me feel bad man. Tell you what, I'll kill the boy quickly." -Sinister [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "I miss William." -Maskless [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE!" -Emperor [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Get out of here! We're supposed to cover the whole planet! Oh, sh*t. You're the me from this world." -Mohawk [Title Card]/Markus Sebastian Grayson "Building strong relationships is like playing chess. The queen can't win alone… no matter how powerful she is. Each partner has a role to play. You have something they need, and they have something to offer you." -Soyona Santos/The Broker (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)