Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Palutena's Guidance - Mega Man

Read description first Showing Palutena's Guidance on Mega Man. "I have collected all his games, and I even have my sweet Mega Man 11 copy in mint condition! I have fought the urges to play the game straight out of the box!" Pit said. "Pit, you're such a normie. I have all his games across ALL platforms, even the collections, all in their boxes," Palutena boasted. "HA! You like playing too carefully. I have all his games in mint condition, even the bad box art Mega Man and any special edition cases! That's without mentioning the spin-offs!" Viridi boasted. "You may have a sweeter collection than me, Viridi, but I own all the special posters in golden picture frames!" Pit boasted. "Pfft. I also have those, but they're five times larger, and I have a dedicated room for all things Mega Man," Viridi boasted. "I have an entire sanctum built on his honor!" Palutena said. Viridi grunted in jealousy. "I have the Mega Man, Mega Man.exe, AND Roll Nendoroids!" Pit said. The goddesses gasped. "Those godly gasps tell how both of you lack these! I have saved my divine allowance and suffered through the harsh trials of waiting and importing the goods! Yeah, I bought the FOREIGN copies when they became available!" "I'll trade you all of my collections for those!" Viridi offered. "I promise to train all Centurions to worship and kiss your feet!" Palutena offered. "Nice try, ladies, but these aren't for trade! I know what I'm fighting FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!" Pit laughed in triumph, much to their collective chagrin, only for them all to break into arguments trying to outmatch each other in terms of Mega Man memorabilia. "...Geez, you're all such diehard Mega Man geeks," Chris muttered to himself, watching Palutena cosplaying as Roll and getting the other two riled up by how real it looked. Mega Man, for all his troubles, couldn't understand his popularity and found it rather disturbing. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.