Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Palutena's Guidance - Marth

Read description first Showing Palutena's Guidance on Marth. "Pit, why are you even jealous of Marth?" Chris asked. "Ugh. I can't stand him," Pit said. "What do people see in him that they don't on me?" "That...doesn't answer my question." "Is it the handsome looks compared to your ugly looks?" Viridi quipped. "All the loyal subjects who rally behind him and can last a longer time than your soldiers who would rather be lazy? Or maybe his silky hair compared to your wrinkles?" "They're NOT wrinkles and I'm pretty handsome and everyone likes to assist me but have really good excuses not to!" Pit shot back quickly. "...There it is," Chris said, sighing. "He's jealous about everything Marth has." "You need to learn to appreciate what you already have, Pit," Palutena said. "I don't believe Marth has the gods guiding him all the time. And I mean ALL the time, even while you're in the bathroom." "Hmm, yeah..." Pit said. "And he doesn't have to think twice before eating food from the floor like you do," Viridi added, looking cynical. "Yeah, yeah!" "And he doesn't need to take off his clothes to enjoy the hot springs like you." "Yeah!" "And why need to read when loudly shouting and charging blindly ahead are all you need?" "YEAH! I'M AWESOME!" Pit cheered. "Marth's got NOTHING on my qualities! He's out of my own league!" Palutena giggled. "That's the spirit, Pit," she said, clearly very amused. Viridi snickered real hard to the point she looked like a hyena. "(How the hell are ANY of those good qualities?)" Chris thought dismayed. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.