Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"? 0:00 - Intro 2:52 - Comment Review 7:53 - BDE Award 12:17 - Russia So Russian 14:03 - Sheath & Füm 16:54 - Fake News 18:14 - A Yacht For Every Pleb 21:45 - Olds-In-Charge 24:21 - Capitalism Always Wins 25:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 26:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 29:09 - Tax the Rich 30:25 - BetterHelp & IPVanish 33:07 - What is Happening? 38:10 - Dumpster Diving 41:41 - Breaking Bridget 42:27 - The Internet Is Glorious 43:00 - Phetasy News 45:26 - Credits ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - x.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - instagram.com/bridgetphetasy  Walk-Ins Welcome Podcast YouTube Channel - / @morebridgetphetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/w... https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0q... https://play.google.com/music/listen?... Latest Rogan appearance - • Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy