Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht? 00:00 - Introduction 2:29 - Comment Review 4:05 - Old-In-Chief 7:25 - A Yacht For Every Pleb 10:16 - Never Woke Enough 15:36 - Sheath & Hero Transport 18:03 - Commiefornia 22:25 - Tax The Rich 26:34 - Weather 27:27 - What Is Happening? 34:56 - Füm & IPVanish 37:16 - Siri, Please Take My Life 38:09 - Infolds Wars with Sammy Flaps n' Folds 39:44 - Dumpster Diving 42:57 - Breaking Bridget 56:09 - The Internet Is Glorious 56:38 - Phetasy News 1:00:00 - Credits ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter -  x.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - instagram.com/bridgetphetasy    Walk-Ins Welcome Podcast YouTube Channel -    / @morebridgetphetasy   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/w... https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0q... https://play.google.com/music/listen?... Latest Rogan appearance -      • Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy