Song: The Reckoning by Within Temptation (Added that in for copyright Reasons) Quotes: "Your walls and armies have fallen. And now it's your turn. Bow to me." - Shan Yu "Where's your kid now, Sheriff" - Lots-O Huggin Bear "Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend. It's not enough that we simply destroy Aladdin. After all... there are things so much worse than death!" - Jafar "I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this, look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!" - Iago "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die! And I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!" - Mr. Waternoose "Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so! In song form!" - Tamatoa "The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk shows. You don't play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can't free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, and participate in life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. While you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That your interests are being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am." - The Screenslaver/Evelyn Deavor "I spy with my one little eye: a new Tri-State Area that is one dictator short of a dictatorship. Well, that's all about to change. Pretty soon, I'll be ruling over two Tri-State Areas... a virtual Six-State Area! Fly, FLY, MY NORM BOTS! We got some oppressing to do!" - 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz "Adventure is out there" - Charles Muntz