In early-17th-century England, a farmer uncovers a deformed skull with one eye and strange fur on it while ploughing a field... Award-winning author Mark Campbell reviews films via the simple medium of selecting a fez or a bowler hat. A fez is for a film that he likes, while a bowler is for a film that he doesn't. Succint and informative, yet incisive and opinionated, he offers the ideal antithesis to the hyperbole and pretentiousness of most of today's film reviews.