SUBURBAN PARADISE (GANGSTA'S PARADISE PARODY)

RIP COOLIO LYRICS: As I walk through the halls on my way to class I take a look at my grades and realize I’ve gotta pass Cuz I’ve been chegging and cheating for so long that Even the band kids think my mind is gone But I ain’t never met a test I couldn’t cheat on Chemistry, math, spanish Studying? that’s underheard of You better watch how You’re talking And how You’re walking Because me and my homies just got our licenses I really hate struggle, but I’m in it bro Livin’ life in Olympia, very slow Man, I’m the kinda G who all my peers want to be like Olympia demographics are white, too bright, I don’t see color 😐 Chorus: I’ve been spending our time living in the Suburbs, I have no life I’ve been spending most my time living in the Suburbs, I have no life We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, boredom is rife We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, I have no life Verse 2: Look at the situation, I’ve made, and now I’m facing I can’t live a normal life, I was raised on these streets So I’ve gotta be down with the chess team Too much Neflix watching got me chasing dreams High school fool with summer break on my mind Got my phone in my hand and first world in my eye I’m the dripped out king of my local Corner store And my homies are broke Yet all we want is more College is nothing but a few months away I’ve got a solid 3 GPA, what can I say? I’ve applied to Eastern and Central, which one should I go? The way things are going I don’t know Hook: Why do we? Take such easy ways And all we hurt Is our GPAs Chorus: I’ve been spending most my time living in the Suburbs, I have no life I’ve been spending most my time living in the Suburbs, I have no life We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, there is no life We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, there is no life Verse 3: Rows of identical houses, gardens filled with flowers, Minute after minute, hour after Everyone is running, but half of them ain’t looking. Whats going on in the kitchen, I think my moms is cooking dinner They say I gotta learn But the teachers can’t reach me If they don’t understand How can they teach me I guess they can’t I guess they don’t Any struggles we possess Are too small to grasp fool Chorus: I’ve been spending most my time living in the Suburbs, I have no life I’ve been spending most my time living in the Suburbs, I have no life We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, there is no life We’ve been spending most our time living in Olympia, there we have no lives Hook: Why do we? Take such easy ways And all we hurt Is our GPAs