License To Be An Idiot

Those of you that know me, probably know that I am, well, frankly, a woose. I was given the opportunity to surf. I said no. I got offered the chance to snowboard. I said no. I was never able to skate board, as far as anything 'extreme' goes, I wasn't. But that all changes now! I got a GoPro Hero 3 Black Edition for Christmas, and I now have... A license to be an idiot! I'm going surfing this week! I'm becoming hardcore and cool! I'm wearing aviators! (I always have, but now I'll deserve to!) And to prove I've become hardcore, I jumped off a roof!