plankton sings 2 days into gooning (2 DAYS INTO COLLEGE BRAIN ROT COVER)

plankton sings 2 days into gooning (2 DAYS INTO COLLEGE BRAIN ROT COVER) Original Parody -    • Video   LYRICS I’m 2 days into gooning and I’m 3 edges behind All my friends they call me sigma but I’m on my mewing grind But it doesn’t really sit with me quite right Cause they don’t wanna play OG Fortnite And I keep accidentally edging myself in my room in the middle of the night I wake and I’m gooning And I wake up to my edge And I wake up and I’m mewing But I’ll be sigma when I’m old See I don’t like breaking streaks But I can’t control my edge So I just jelq around And keep my head down And hope I don’t explode And everybody’s telling me that I’m doing so well I try to rizz them honestly I find it hard to jelq If I watch speed or I watch sketch I try my best I try my best I tell myself, I say out loud It’s fine I’ll goon until I edge I tend to forget I’m still only quite young In a way This gooning life Has only just begun I’ve got rizz I’ve got rizz