Too Fat Polka (1947)

A 1947 popular song. Words and music by Ross Mac Lean. Music by Arthur Richardson. Lyrics Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune Chorus: Oh! I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her Please do that for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me Trio: Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No! Can she dance a quadrille? No! No! No! No! No! Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly sit upon my knee? No! No! No! Chorus: Oh! I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her Please do that for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some I'd like her moresome I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat, she's too fat She's too fat for me ------------------------------------------------------- Sheet music found at Baylor University library online. Accompaniment midi by James Pitt-Payne. Vocal and video by Vancha March. The sheet music and midi for this song are at: https://www.sheetmusicsinger.com/too-...