YTP - Conker Gets the enclosed instrustion book

I havent done a YTP in ages as you may know and ive decided to make a Conkers bad fur day poop, Conker the squirrel needs help and is trying to get the enclosed instruction book off a bad demoman Clips: Conkers Bad Fur Day Hotel Mario Zelda Wand of Gamelon Link Faces of evil WTF Boom Adventures of sonic the hedgehog Half life 2 Team Fortress 2 Super Mario World Super Mario Bros 3 (TV Series) A Youtube poop Intro Metal Gear Awesome 2 Counter Strike Source Volvic Advert Slipknot - Surfacing