How NOT to Massage Kale: How to Cook Episode 8 - Goldentusk

How to Cook is an informational food preparational series. In this episode, Goldentusk shows how NOT to Massage Kale. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE: http://goo.gl/KfQMIA How NOT to Cook OTHER things: How NOT to Make a Sushi Roll: http://goo.gl/3pjhYV How NOT to Crack a Nut: http://goo.gl/W8fZkQ How NOT to Massage Kale: http://goo.gl/7nt0VS How NOT to Toast a Bagel: http://goo.gl/QaM8VY How NOT to Grill Onions: http://goo.gl/LHaAkh How NOT to Crush Garlic: http://goo.gl/MrvJ3C How NOT to Drain Pasta: http://goo.gl/nzBpiV How NOT to Freeze Leftovers: http://goo.gl/ng020Q How NOT to Roast a Potato: http://goo.gl/YDVI0t How NOT to Top a Sundae: http://goo.gl/k66MdO Watch my new webseries BAD TIMING. It's a romantic comedy about two people destined to fall in love after a zombie apocalypse. http://goo.gl/RhREeG Thanks for watching and LIKE, FAVORITE, and SUBSCRIBE!!! Facebook:   / badtimingshow   Twitter:   / goldentusk   Google+: http://google.com/+goldentusk Instagram:   / goldentusk   Do you know how to cook? Have you ever prepared a meal? Would you be able to decipher a recipe? This comedic series is meant to explore the art of cooking with no skill whatsoever. I believe that learning how to cook actually requires no cooking at all. Teacher: Andy Goldenberg David Jeffries: Carman Spoto See some of my other classic videos such as: Superman Theme Song: http://goo.gl/6GQzMZ Batman Theme Song: http://goo.gl/UDTt7G JAWS Theme Song: http://goo.gl/qG5GVm B Roll by Videoblocks.com Music from Friendly Music "Relaxing" by Nico Fidenco