If Hallmark Christmas Movies Were Honest | A Small Town Holiday Parody ๐ŸŽ„ Subscribe for More Chaos

If Hallmark Christmas Movies Were Honest | A Small Town Holiday Parody ๐ŸŽ„ Subscribe for More Chaos

๐ŸŽ„ She's a big city executive who forgot the meaning of Christmas. He's a flannel-wearing woodworker with a golden retriever and zero ambition. Together, they'll fall in love in exactly 72 hours while saving a bakery that makes no financial sense. Welcome to every Hallmark movie ever made. โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐Ÿ˜‚ WHAT YOU JUST WATCHED This is a loving (okay, mildly unhinged) parody of those cozy Christmas movies we all pretend we don't binge every December. Hot cocoa? Check. Conveniently single townspeople? Check. A Christmas festival that somehow saves everything? Absolutely check. No small town bakeries were harmed in the making of this video. Several tropes were gently roasted. โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” โฐ PARODY HIGHLIGHTS 0:00 - She arrives in a town you've never heard of 0:45 - Meet the impossibly handsome local 1:30 - "I don't DO Christmas anymore" 2:15 - Montage of falling in love via cookie decorating 3:00 - The misunderstanding that could be solved with one text 3:45 - Christmas miracle ending nobody saw coming (everyone saw it coming) โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐ŸŽฌ THIS VIDEO IS FOR YOU IF: You've watched more Hallmark movies than you'll ever admit You yell at the TV during the "third act breakup" You know exactly what "Hometown Holiday Hearts" would be about just from the title You've noticed the same actress playing 47 different women named Holly, Noelle, or Carol You love Christmas movies AND making fun of Christmas movies You need something funny to watch while wrapping presents โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐Ÿ”” SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE UNHINGED CONTENT We make sleep music for anxious brains AND chaotic comedy. Because balance. Hit subscribe and the bell to join whatever this is becoming. ๐ŸŽต Can't sleep after laughing too hard? We also make relaxing sleep music for overthinking minds: [link to your sleep content] โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐ŸŽ„ HALLMARK MOVIE BINGO - Play along! โ–ก Snow that's clearly fake โ–ก A dead spouse mentioned exactly once โ–ก Someone inherits something โ–ก "The big city changed you" โ–ก A tree lighting ceremony โ–ก Hot cocoa appears 5+ times โ–ก Evil corporate boyfriend โ–ก Kids who are suspiciously wise โ–ก "I haven't felt this way since..." โ–ก Kiss in front of Christmas tree during snowfall Screenshot your completed bingo card in the comments! ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐Ÿ’ฌ DROP IN THE COMMENTS: What's the most ridiculous Hallmark movie plot you've ever seen? We need ideas for the sequel. The worse, the better. โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” ๐Ÿ‘€ IF YOU ENJOYED THIS, YOU'LL PROBABLY LIKE: โ†’ Our sleep music for when you can't turn your brain off โ†’ More chaotic content coming soon โ†’ Subscribe so you don't miss whatever we make next โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” #hallmark #christmasmovies #parody #comedy #christmas #funny #hallmarkmovies #christmasparody #holidaymovies #hallmarkchannel #christmascomedy #subscribe #funnyvideos #christmas2024 #roast โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” Made with love, sarcasm, and an unhealthy amount of holiday movie research. ยฉ MysticalMusic381 - Yes, we contain multitudes.

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If Hallmark Christmas Movies Were Honest | A Small Town Holiday Parody ๐ŸŽ„ Subscribe for More Chaos