"I AM A REAL SHARKSLAYER!!!"-Oscar/The Sharkslayer "ROOOOAR!"-Angel "Now, let my rise to power...BEGIN!"-Lord Papa Kitty "Before HE arrived all those years ago....things in Nintendo Land used to be normal. The day SMG4 arrived, everything changed. He spread his memes like a disease across the Mushroom Kingdom and everyone became stupid. So now, I've gotten permission from Nintendo to make this massive wall to keep all the non-Nintendo trash out! And better yet, everyone on this other side of wall will go back to their normal selves!"-Lawyer Kong/Funky Kong "Oh, don't be scared, Tari. I'm proud of you! You went out into the big world, and you did exactly what you were supposed to do!"-Dr. Sheridan "I see now that your greatest weakness is not the hate you have for that game, but the love you have for your fans."-General Dark Onward "I think you're confused, dear. You don't get to leave this time. You're not in control anymore."-HATE "It was a suggestion from a valued employee, may he rest in peace."-Dreadlord Sinister "Now, if you excuse me, I have a world to destroy!"-Ztar "Ash, it's good to see you."-Giavonni "Yeah! That's right, Rocket J. Squirrel! You had nightmares about ME! So now.....IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!"-Risky Boots "...."-The Ice Cream Man "Grrrr..."-Dark Chao Song: Planet Hell by Nightwish