Villains Quotes: "You can't have a Death Battle season without Deadpool, right?" -Wade Wilson/Deadpool "..." -George Washington/The Liberty Lurker/The Horned Serpent "AYAYAYAYAYAH!!!! AYAYA AY AY AYAYAYAH!!!" -The Double King "Microphone, sit down. Now, listen to the story of just how irritatingly pathetic you are, and thereby, how much you need me. Microphone, you're loose cannon. A "wild card", if you will. Will you? Some may call it "diverse gameplay". I recognized it as chaos that must be reined in. Take it from last season's loudmouth, yours truly. Microphone, your moves may be bold, but they should be more precise; that's where I come into play." -Taco "My greatest wish is for you to be castrated by a scorpion. It's true!" -Gino Fratelli "Let’s plot a course. Intercourse!" -Fred Jones "So, so, how'd you get an interview with him anyway? See a listing online, referral, happened to be in the area? Ooh, what'd you parents say when you told them the news? Hmm, you think you'd remember something like that. Oh, wait. No. No you wouldn't. See, MePhone didn't just make the show... he made you." -Steve Cobs “Son of a cussing cuss-word!” -The General/The Soldier Song used: Murder Mitten by I See Stars. I don't own anything. No copyright infringement intended.