Upon realising I needed to make my existing colonists happy in order to attract new immigrants I set about delivering on their collective hearts' desires. This is all well and good until an uppity goblin gets in my business, at which point we give him a kicking. This is Founders Fortune. *********** Keep reading! This is where I put an easter egg in every video! It definitely isn't exactly the same every single time. No. Secrets are shared below. You should click on all the links to ensure you don't miss the secrets (*). Would you like a personal video just for you? Perhaps you have a burning question you'd like answered? Now you can have exactly that. Visit me on ScaleAbout and I'll see what I can do : https://www.scaleabout.com/Colonel_Fa... If you'd like to get an extra video per week, join the Fail Brigade Discord server, play games with the Colonel and help the channel grow you have two paths to glory: Option 1: Patreon - / colonelfailure Option 2: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailur... Buy yourself or someone you dislike a Colonel Failure hoodie, or pair of socks, or mug, or cushion. The cushion is definitely comforting. https://teespring.com/stores/the-fail... Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That's what I do. / cnlfailure Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don't always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. / cnlfailure That's all for now. You can go about your business. (*) - Today's secret: Waddya mean they have to be happy? This is not how I operate at all!