Tekken 6 Online: "Kobra's Rulez"~ Match 1

Ever wonder what would happen when all of Tekken's staples like juggling, throws, followup, and oki/uki game are taken out? Well, a man with the PSN of Kobra_M_K challenged gamefaqs posters to these noobed out rules, and I took on the challenge. The result... absolute boringness and hilarity which just proves that complete noobs and scrubs should stay away from this game rather than complain about it's staples.