Song: Lullabies by FALSET (Anti-Nightcore by Cosmic Mechagodzilla) Villains Quotes: "RAAAAAH!!" - The Angel "Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence." - Carl "NICE?! YOU THINK THIS WORLD IS NICE?! You are either an asshole or a pushover, a Bob or a Boopkins, and I sure as hell don't want to be a Boopkins!" - Bob Bobowski "The only CD you left me in the car was Lou Bega's greatest hit. IT'S JUST ONE SONG! I've been listening to "Mambo No. 5" on a loop FOR A YEAR AND A HALF! All while you've been in here, playing house with your little hostage family!" - Dishonest William "Willy" "Oh? Well, according to my list: YOU are a murderer! YOU STEPPED ON THE BUG! YOU participated in a game of paintball using real guns! YOU ate this pie! Yes you did. Yes you did. And YOU didn't thank your milkman for his Christmas card! Ho, ho, HUAARRGGH!!!" - Zanta Claws "Mwahahaha! Mwahahaha! Ooo. Burning montage!" - Thomas "Tom" Ridgewall "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the ocean, but I must admit, I'm deeply enjoying the fire!" - Oscar the Sharkslayer/Will Smith Fish "After all your rebellion, your years of insolence, all you had to do was stay quiet and let it happen. Even after everything I'd have let you live, BUT NO! You just had to disobey me one last time, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT! Because now, I'm going to kill you in the most painful way I can! And honestly, I've wanted to do this a long, long time. So thanks for letting me have no regrets!" - Steve Cobs/The Corn Man "Things have gotten far worse than I could ever have imagined. My paranoia had driven me to the point where I was no longer the protector my wife and theoretical children needed. Jumping at every shadow, every noise. I ended up shooting the love of my life, mistaking her for the creature. It's ironic, isn't it? In my attempts to protect her, I ended up becoming the monster myself. Now I wait down in my cellar, no longer having anything to protect but my own soul. If nothing else... I will slay the beast that took everything from me." - Baron Theodore Mildenhall (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)