Me: Okay, I didn't really make this video this time. This was made by my Autobot friend Sapphire as a present for her father, Optimus Prime. Of course I helped a little, but the real credit goes to her. Hey, Sapphire, why don't you say hi to the nice people watching this? Sapphire: Um, I'd rather not... Me: Aw come on! When are you going to stop being so shy? It's driving me nuts! Sapphire: You know me, Latias. I don't do well around people... Me: Whatever. So tell me, why did you make this video for your father? Sapphire: Well, it's Father's Day and I wanted to get him something that would really say how much I love him, but there was nothing they were selling in the shops here on Earth that would make a suitable present. I mean, what would a giant robot do with a naked lady tie or a set of fountain pens? Me: Suddenly I have a weird mental vision of your father wearing a suggestive tie... Sapphire: So I decided to make this video instead of buying him something. It's just a bunch of videos from the movies along with some artwork of him I found online. It's not really fancy or anything, so he might not like it... Me: I'm sure he'll love it. Who did the artwork, by the way? It would be rude not to credit them. Sapphire: Oh, it was done TheMinttu, glovestudios, hosanna9, helgephoenix, prisonsuit-rabbitman, suzuran, and, op-kk-y-3-4-21-900, from DeviantART. Oh, but you drew the picture of me in the credits. Me: Yeah, that's my handiwork all right. Anyway, is there anything else you want to say? Sapphire: Um, yes. Daddy, I know I can be a brat sometimes, and you do worry about me fighting Decepticons on my own, but I just want you to know that I love you and always want to be by your side.