DAVE KOREA! - I Hate Hipsters (Does That Make Me A Hipster?) [LYRIC VIDEO]

Dave Korea! SEX RYAN Out 4.8.14 I Hate Hipsters (Does That Make Me A Hipster?) LITTLE DANNY RAHRIG: I'm hip as fuck. Just heard a new track by this band, You should look em up. Just stopped by the GAP for a flannel, Fully buttoned up Walking out in public And I'm reeking of indic a Looking like Mumford's son With the long chin hair Swim in skinny jeans Because I don't believe in swimwear And my credentials just begin there Ain't just another hipster asshole Cause I've been here OG Hip Mick Bring sick shit to your picnic Grits, hummus & chips Quinoa, sick gluten free biscuits It's all local Sustainable living I sustain myself from sushi More than Jeremy Piven (burn) Little Asian fusion food? YUMMERZ! Oh, they're out of Mochi, dude? BUMMER Hipsters must've come through and cleaned the place out I'm sick of copy-cat cats I'm bout to flip the "H" out HOOK: I Hate Hipsters (Does That Make Me A Hipster?) I Hate Hipsters (Does That Make Me A Hipster?) I liked all of this shit before it was cool and now that it is I'm so over it, dude. BIG LEE: What you listening to? You never heard of it What you drinking for a brew? You never heard of it What you reading for the news? You never heard of it Why are all these fucking hipsters Acting so absurd with it I liked Miley BEFORE "Hannah Montana" I liked St. Nick BEFORE he was "Santa" I liked Hilary Duff BEFORE "Lizzie McGuire" I liked that actor who played Omar LONG BEFORE "The Wire" But you're all a bunch of band-wagon fans, Sand-dragging mans But these MONS got the upper-hand Spittin on this beat from Pon-Ponz Don't You Understand? DAVE KOREA! be the dope bros Who set the fucking trends So time you're thinking you're all hip Remember long before the Super Bowl I used the term "Nip Slip" Bloody like a rival to the Crips Here's a tip Raise your anchor up and sail away on your hipster ship BECAUSE ((HOOK)) DAILY ECHOES: Get on my fixie and I take these streets, here My bitch, she a tattoo'd barista She got a 'Marnie' face but a 'Shoshana' keista Yeah my chick is niiiiice. I'm into genres like Post-Punk-Polka Vinyasa boss when I run that yoga Waking baking taking nice nudes on my 'Holga' On that Flat White 'Stache curled in both directions Like my name W.B. Mason I practice 'Neutral Milk Hotel' Play it on my ukulele And lately, Portland be crazy Motherfucker, "Put A Bird On It" Favorite movie's like a silent film You probably never heard of it! Fuck your Facebook/Twitters, I'm a Myspace man Fuck "A Bug's Life," Pixar, the better movie's "Antz" I got the tightest pants in this craft beer class Glasses' brims so thick there ain't no room for no glass Pause to take a gander, son? Resume Praise be to Wes Anderson Steve Zissou Is you slowing down? I roll my eyes at every question. I'll end this flow now before it 'comes too pedestrian ((HOOK)) x2 Hugh Jackman is a fucking hipster Macklemore is a fucking hipster Hellen Mirren is a fucking hipster If you like this song, you're a fucking hipster