(Jason's Archives) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Dillon Ailstock (2 Guys and a Mic)

To be on the Podcast text 920.777.1697 and we'll schedule a time for you to come on. This was my first podcast I did with a guy named Dan about 3 years ago. I wasn't as refined as I am now, but people have texted me after I went on the John and Lee show and asked if I still had these Episodes. I dug and dug and finally found a lot of them. Hope you enjoy them. Creation:👀 The central creation myth is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test the faith of Pastafarians—parodying certain biblical literalists. When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage". Afterlife:🤣 The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper (or sometimes prostitute) factory. The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.