Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Palutena's Guidance - Zelda

Read description first Showing Palutena's Guidance on Zelda. "You say she's from A Link to the Past, but...she clearly has the looks from the Zelda in A Link Between Worlds," Chris said. "Are you saying her body and mind are completely separate?" "Hmm, perhaps," Palutena said. She showed him some papers. "I'm just reading what's in the script." "Oh, that's messed up if it's true. Some fighters would just rather change outfits, not their whole bodies! How can someone have the looks from a past incarnation but have a different mind that doesn't belong to their body?" Viridi asked. "That is pretty RAD!" Pit said. "So you'd like to have a different body with a different mind?" Chris asked. "Oh, no. My current body is the best one for my mind. I wish I could have the ability to have a better body. Like, maybe one with stronger wings, and some sweet added muscle mass here and there." "Dream on, you little dork," Viridi said. "Aww, come on! I want to dream a little." "Pit... Pit..." Chris whispered. "Go to sleep to dream..." "Well, I'm feeling kind of slee- Heeey, not you too!" Pit scolded. "Pit... Pit..." Zelda suddenly whispered, actually talking to Pit through telepathy. "Give up and let me win..." "If I do that, I guess it'll be a nice gesture t- What th-?! Get off my head! We're supposed to be fighting!" Pit yelled, making Zelda laugh. "Pit... Pit..." Palutena whispered. "Get me some coffee with cream and sugar, stat..." "N-no! I won't listen to you!" Pit said, too annoyed to tell the mistake he did. Viridi and Chris chuckled at Palutena, despite the smile on her face betraying that vein on her forehead. "Ahem," Palutena said, without actually clearing her throat. Pit gulped. "U-um, right away, Lady Palutena!" he said, jumping down off the stage and losing a life. "AAAHH!" he screamed. "Way to take him out by accident..." Chris said, while Viridi laughed. Palutena simply giggled. "Hee hee! He's so easy to trick! I'm going to have a really good time being here after all!" Zelda said. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.