Crysis Remastered Walkthrough Redux Part 12 Finale

Hey legends, Derp Dad Joker here — and this one? This one’s the final chapter of icy dumb-dumb carnage, and I went out with a bang (literally). 🧠 Finale Summary of the Derp Carnage: After surviving twister alley and defending the USS Constitution (which sadly did not rewrite the US Constitution), things escalated fast. Enter the “Yo Momma Big” Armoured Bluey Alien Dumb-Dumb War Boy Thing™ — A radioactive mountain of rage, armor, and sass thicker than a Centrelink queue on Monday morning. And me? Still standing. Still screaming “EAT IT.” Still getting shot at and b***h slapped by flying Bluey Alien Dumb-Dumbs left and right. But I brought the big one. The king. The one weapon to rule them all: 💥 NADS – Nuclear Apocalypse Delivery System™, proudly dropped by De Been Tech Solutions. 3 shots. One vaporized alien Yo Momma unit. No regrets. 💥 Final Loadout: ✅ Rail Daddy Supreme™ ✅ NADS (Nuclear Apocalypse Delivery System™) ✅ Adult Toy Arsenal™ ✅ A Minigun™ ✅ Derp-fueled bravery and maximum disrespect because reasons 💎 Sponsored by the Derp-Fueled Dream Team: 🔥 Interlink – Human hash rate farming at its most absurd: 👉 https://interlinklabs.ai/referral?ref... ⚡ Dubby Energy – The drink that powers my bad decisions: 👉 https://dubby.gg Use code TheRoyalAu for sweet discounts! 💰 Power Pool – Mine crypto like a chad, pay like a cheapskate: 👉 https://powerpool.io/register?r=ec836e76 🪙 Kraken – My official exchange now. Trade like a Royal, stay derpy: 👉 https://invite.kraken.com/JDNW/n0tngy83 Use code 3tsz3hs5 – we’ll both get A$50 when you trade A$200+ in the app! 🛍️ Shopee TikTok Mall – Ventures Alliance Program 👉 https://tk.shopees.vip/ww/ Use code 4022512 in the "Ventures Alliance" tab to boost your daily profits by 10%, and invite more people to earn a massive 18% on your profits! Subscribe for nuclear meltdowns, flying slap fights, thicc alien takedowns, and the legendary final boom of Crysis 1. Up next… Crysis 2 Remastered — where the aliens are ruder, the weapons are louder, and the Derp Dad Joker goes even harder, while also battleing human dumb dumbs known as Cell dumb dumbs. 😏😏 Spoiler Alert, I have new names for the weapons in-game. #CrysisRemastered #Part12Finale #YoMommaBig #BlueyAlienDumbDumbs #NADSLauncher #RailDaddyReturns #RoyalAustralianEdition #ComedyGaming #DubbyEnergy #PowerPoolChad #KrakenReferral #ShopeeBoost #BoomstickDiplomacy #Crysis1Complete #Crysis2Incoming #comedy