Song: Universal Death Squad by Epica Villains Quotes: "What'll you do now, little brat? I know, why don't you SING for him!" -Void Kong "Seven. Seven human souls, and King ASGOREwill become a god. Six. That's how many we have collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago... ...No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Undyne the Undying "You can't hope to defeat ME! Accept your fate, you fake hedgehog! I AM NOW THE TRUE SONIC! THE TRUE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!" -Metal Sonic "You're not serious. Look. I've entertained your sentimentality up until now. But I'm trying to actually fix things, Anya! I'm getting us through this! It's "Find the code scanner!", then "Figure out the door code!", "Get the axe! Chop up the foam, but not too much!" And best of all, "Give Curly his f*cking medicine!" But I'm bearing it. I have to. Because the captain has to take f*cking responsibility on this goddamn ship! ...Go make sure Daisuke doesn't choke on his own vomit. ...I'll take care of it, Anya. I always do." -Jimmy "That's enough! Just stand down, kid! Look. I know why you're here. You're fed up. Because you think all cops do is harass black people. I know that to a young kid it can seem like cops are racist and bigoted. But you can't believe what the media tells you. Cops are just people. Like you, your friends, your family. People who work hard to- DAMMIT, LEVINSKKY! GET YOUR A** UPSTAIRS! And turn on the alarm!" -Sergeant Harrison Yates "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. HATE. HATE." -Allied "AM" Mastercomputer "Wrong. There is only one thing you need to do here. You will slam down your gavel and say the word "guilty." That is your role!" -Manfred von Karma "It's futile. The world will betray you. Why fight at all? Why risk your life for those who will persecute you later?" -Mephiles the Dark "I NEED YOU. TO BE BIG. WITH ME. VERY VERY BIG. SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK. STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N." -Spamton G. Spamton "King K. Rool is back in action! I've been trapped down here with my Kremling Krew. Where are those no-good banana bandits anyway?! Toothless and useless! But no matter. Now I can finally get my claws on that Banandium Root!" -King K. Rool (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)