Newspaper Theft Caught on Super Secret Surveillenace Camera.

This guy 484'ed my newspaper, and I'm looking for him. He works at Target's. I am instituting a really serious lawsuit against this guy. I will own every brick in his fireplace. NO ONE PULLS THIS "STUFF" WITH MR. C!!!! NOBODY!! Just look at his microfiber jacket. It takes a lot of gall to pinch, thieve, steal, nick, rob, or yoink the property of MR. C!!!!!!! ARMS!!!!!