How to Be Single Trailer #1 Reaction Review - The Trailerist
The Trailerist reviews and recaps various moments from the highly anticipated Trailer to How to Be Single WATCH the FULL TRAILER: • How To Be Single - Official Trailer 1 [HD] The Trailerist is a new Trailer Review show that teases trailers from tv & movies, recapping various moments and giving his unique spin on what audiences can expect. Hosted by Andy Goldenberg TRANSCRIPTION Hi, my name is Andy Goldenberg and I am the Trailerist. Tonight, we discover How to Be Single. CUE: How to be Single LOGO I’ll give you some free tips on the house. How to be single. Eat a lot of garlic and onions. When you kiss, really get in there with your tongue like you’re a dog who hasn’t seen their owner in a day and a half. Have sex with your girlfriend’s best friend. If you’re a guy, wear jean shorts. CUE: “”I know breaking up sucks. But you know what’s worse, wasting a night in New York City.” You know what’s also bad? Being homeless. Starving on the street. Losing everything. But, you know… it’s all relative. Breaking up also is very, very bad in the scheme of things. Gentlemen: Go see this movie. Ladies are giving you their secret playbook for free. Rule #1: They’re using you. CUE: With his sausage wallet. Never whip out your sausage wallet. Pay with cash. Rule #2: Have pre-determined limits. CUE: TOTAL # OF DRINKS According to conventional wisdom, your blood alcohol content level will remain within a safe .08 if you consume one drink per hour. Over .08 and you experience dramatic mood swings, slurred speech, and unsound judgement. In other words, she’d rather die than have sex with you. Ugh. Girls can be so mean. CUE: You have too much hair. Girls. Your biggest enemies are your friends. They’re reading Cosmopolitan magazines and watching movies about HOW TO date. And that’s why dating is hard. Because you’re not just being yourself. You’re bullied into following outdated rules like this: CUE: TITPUNCH But, seriously, if you do text me back right away, I’ll think you have no life and that you’re way too into me. Give me some breathing space, stalker. How to be Single goes steady on February 12 days just in time for you to practice for Valentine’s Day. Do you follow these rules? Let me know in the comments below! Are you ever excited for Valentine’s Day? Like this video. And subscribe to the Trailerist to see more teasers, trailers, and previews. To be continued… Trailerist Theme: Gold Rush 1 from Epidemic Sound How to Be Single Trailer #1 Footage from Warner Bros. Pictures
