New YO MAMA JOKES! BEST OF VOLUME/ Series 2

DOWNLOAD IT NOW:http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Mamas-... DOWNLOAD Yo Mama's Got Jokes: http://www.amazon.com/Thats-Mamas-Jok... Yo Mama is so fat they call her hurricane Sandy when she goes to the New Jersey shore. 2 Yo mama's is so dirty the BP oil spill was caused by her take a bath in the gulf. 3 Yo Mama's so Fat her waist line is in a different time zone. 4 Yo Mama's so poor she sucks the color off M&M's for breakfast Saves the chocolate for lunch and eats the peanut for dinner. 5 Yo Mama's so Skinny she uses a cheerio, as a belt 6 Yo Mama's so Skinny her profile picture is a stick figure. 7 Yo Mama's so Small she uses macaroni as a dildo. 8 Yo Mama's so fat that she got banned from every buffet every made. 9 Yo Mama's so Ugly that mall security, Will not let het shop. Because they pointed at a sign that stats no dogs allowed 10 Yo Mama's so Ugly that she asked the mirror mirror on the wall who's the sexiest of them all. The mirror replied diffidently not you. 11 Yo Mama's so much of a pot head that she had sex with landscapers just so they could roll up and smoke some grass. 12 Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad, that every time she talks she cries. 13 Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad, her teeth decided move out. 14 Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad, that her food goes rotten each time she chew. 15 Yo Mama's so Cheap that she cuts coupons, for the dollar store. 16 Yo Mama's so Dirty that they banned her from trying on clothes and the mall. 17 Yo Mama's so Dirty she can drink a cup of water and spit chocolate milk. Category Film & Animation License Standard YouTube License