[Wham!] Last Christmas (TSS Cover)

Dearest Listener, it appears the Yuletide season has brought more than just partridges and pear trees; it has brought audacity. We have all heard the rumors: a certain gentleman offered his heart on the 25th, only to have it tossed aside like a lukewarm cup of Earl Grey. Our latest arrangement reimagines George Michael’s 1980s synth-pop tragedy as a Symphony of Spite. With violins so sharp they could cut through a silk corset, this rendition is perfect for those who find themselves ‘once bitten and twice shy’ mostly because their former flame is currently waltzing with a Duke from the neighboring county. This isn’t a pop song. It’s a High-Society Post-Mortem. Because let’s be honest... if you’re going to be "twice shy," you might as well be shy while wearing three layers of velvet and holding a decorative saber. Prepare your handkerchiefs; betrayal has never sounded this expensive. For those who have heard it all before. XOXO, The Columnist. ——— 🎧 Hashtags #LastChristmas #Wham #GeorgeMichael #TSSVersion #OrchestralPop #CinematicMusic #DarkAcademia #SocialCommentary #80sRemix #OpulentBGM #StorytellingMusic #TheSyntheticSocial