Hilarious Rewritten “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” 1865 Public Domain Classic

A hilarious, modern, chaotic comedy rewrite of the classic Christmas song “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas.” This version turns the old-school holiday tune into a goofy family-friendly Christmas disaster — broken chairs, pureed ham, robot maids, crooked gates, and Santa wondering what he walked into. 🎄 About the Original: The original “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” poem was written in 1865 by Emily Huntington Miller. The melody is most commonly credited to James R. Murray in 1874. Because it was published in the 1860s, the original song is not copyrighted and is fully public domain. This means: ✅ No copyright claims ✅ No content ID ✅ Safe to remake, rewrite, modify, parody, or perform 🎶 This comedic version is an original rewrite with brand-new lyrics inspired by the public-domain classic. 🎧 Song Summary: A kid tries to whisper his wish list to Santa… but the house is a total mess, Grandma is blending ham, the brother can’t walk straight, the sister wants a dog she’ll never clean after, and the kid just wants a TV and for Santa to cancel Mondays. Santa has no idea what’s happening but he’s stuck with the list anyway. 🎨 Album Cover Shown: A cartoon Santa leaning through a window reading a ridiculously long wish list while the kid proudly points at it surrounded by chaos — cookies, broken chairs, a crooked fence panel, and a blender labeled “HAM SMOOTHIE.” 🎅 This version keeps it festive, silly, chaotic, and family-friendly. 🔥 Enjoy & share some holiday laughs! 🎤 CREDITS SECTION Lyrics: Original 1865 poem by Emily Huntington Miller (PUBLIC DOMAIN). Melody: James R. Murray (1874) (PUBLIC DOMAIN). Comedic rewrite: Mismatched Menace (your version). Music generated with AI tools (if applicable). Album art created using AI.