Spyro (Brian) recalls his days back in school and how stupid he was. Malefor (the teacher) humiliated him. Cydner (Erwin) is the nerd who knows everything. Ignitus is the kid who built the solar system fifteen years in a year, you know? And Sparks?? Well, you'll find out soon enough. The comedian who said all of this is Brian Regan. :)