cw: flashing lights, cartoon violence Song - Director's Cut by Amaranthe Link - • Director's Cut --- Villains' quotes: "Y'all are trespassing now... illegally!" — Rat "We got the tail but we missed the fox." — Franklin Bean "I don't mind moving, but it won't be long 'til there's nowhere left for us. Please, Hei, forgive me. I have to take your power." — Storm End/Fengxi "Three months ago, I looked in the mirror at those nasty little spiderwebs of lines around my eyes, and I realized something. I'm getting older and he isn't. So, if I want to die happy, it's time to get serious about killing Superman, don't you think? " — Lex Luthor "There's always gonna be a lot of collateral damage. There's lots of villains, and there's lots of villainous deeds going on at any given time. Part of my job is to prioritize which villains I'm gonna get back, you know? So, you know, I take a look around, I see if there’s any good-looking women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sort of start from there and work my way down the list. You got Tubby Joe Schmo over there with a laser pointed at his head? He might have to wait in line a little while. Yeah, I’ve fought my fair share of villains, and they all have their own unique challenges — zombie monkeys, giant laser robots, super-aquatic ninja pygmies... but I’ll tell you, once in a while, the real kicker is, I get these dames, man. These dame villains. And they got the curves, and the hair, and the big eyes — and boy, those ones, they’re really, really hard to kill. Especially the ones that come up to you, and they’re looking at you, and you're looking at them, and you feel that sympatico, you know? Like she’s digging you, and you’re digging her digging you. And boy, you really gotta take a jog around the block real quick, sort of get your concentration back, compose yourself — because you can’t get distracted by those sorts of thoughts when you’re going up against a supervillain. That’s one of the hard parts of the job, you know? When you come across a dame who’s really something to look at, and you just gotta let her have it. Because she’s a villain. Yeah. Those are the bad days." — Gamma Jack/Handsome Jack "Give me a break. I do what I do, you do what you do." — Atomic Skull "This is a call-out to the shadow cabinets, petty dictators and all-around tossers of the world. You're on notice. We're not bound by lines on a map or political alliances or governing bodies of any kind. We are our own bosses, and we have a very simple job. There are the good guys, namely us, and the bad guys, namely anyone who treats anyone else like trash to further their petty aims. We turn bad guys into memories. So mind your manners, lads and lasses, or we'll blow your house down. We're the Elite. You asked for us, world. Now you got us." — Manchester Black --- (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance