What if the Monster Mash happened on TikTok? (The Monster Upload)
The monsters aren't in the lab anymore... they're in your feed. "The Monster Upload" is what happens when the classic graveyard smash meets 2025. Forget "catching on in a flash"—these ghouls are desperate to go viral. Dracula is dropping cringeworthy dance challenges. Frankenstein's monster is filming a #GRWM (Get Ready With Me). The Wolfman is starting drama on Twitter, while the Mummy is just trying to get the perfect thirst-trap lighting. They're not just doing the mash; they're uploading *everything*. --- LYRICS: I was in my lab, my screen aglow Updating my "Spook-ware" from down below... When my new A.I., on its server rack Began to glitch, and then it answered back! It mixed a beat with a digital scream And birthed a brand new, haunted Halloween theme! (Chorus) (He did the mash!) He did the Monster Upload! (The Monster Upload!) It made the crypt explode! (He did the mash!) It’s the spooky new code (The Monster Upload!) It’s going viral mode! (Verse 1) From my ancient castle, the signal flew A wi-fi hotspot for the ghostly crew! The ghouls all came from their spectral haunts To check their "likes" on spooky, scary fonts. The Wolfman paused his latest "Howl-to" guide And Drac RSVP'd with his vampire bride! (Verse 2) The zombies staggered in a shuffling line (Their brains were slow, their connection... fine!) Frankenstein's monster, with a heavy tread Was charging up his bolts with a new power-lead. The Mummy awoke, but looked quite vexed, (He'd just received a thousand chain-mail texts!) (Chorus) (They did the mash!) They did the Monster Upload! (The Monster Upload!) The haunted server slowed! (They did the mash!) The views and "likes" just flowed, (The Monster Upload!) It’s going viral mode! (Verse 3) The witches ditched their brooms (an ancient craft) They ordered new ones on "Witchy-Lyft!" A vlogger-vampire checked her ring-light's glow For her new unboxing... "A Coffin from Below!" The ghouls all gathered on the foggy lawn To film a haunted TikTok dance 'til dawn! (Bridge) The scene was jumping the chat was fast The ghosts were "live," Their stream was cast! Suddenly, from a dark domain, Slender Man popped in—a frozen video frame! (Drac) "Master, I don't understand this... 'app'-arition!" (Scientist): "It's called the 'Spook-a-Gram,' Count! Now, strike a pose! The algorithm demands it!" (Drac): "Vhat?! This is worse than sunlight!" (Verse 4) The Phantom logged in from his Opera "doom," (He had the best "haunted" background on Zoom!) Even the Blob, that formless, creepy ooze Was busy posting "fake-slime" news! From every crypt and every digital tomb The party was rocking, shaking the room! (Final Chorus) (They did the mash!) They did the Monster Upload! (The Monster Upload!) It made the crypt explode! (They did the mash!) The whole world’s terror showed (The Monster Upload!) It’s going viral mode! (Outro) "It's a viral smash! Ah-ha-ha-ha! The connection is... undead! Now, if you'll excuse me... I have to go clear my cache. Wa-ooooh!" --- 🔔 *SUBSCRIBE* for more original songs & spooky good content! / @bifflordfun --- #MonsterUpload #MonsterMash #HalloweenSong #OriginalSong #ComedyMusic #TikTok #Viral #Halloween2025
