Song: Shadow Moses by Bring Me the Horizon Villains Quotes: "Broke into the goddamn wrong kill count, didn't ya? You bastard!" - Zoran Horatio "The Fuck in a Red Flannel/Half Serbian Man from Chicago/2017 James A. Janisse/A Man who Owns a Pom named The Doctor/Great Grandfather Hiram/Man Who Desperately Wants to Take Off This Mustache/We're Still Doing this Franchise/A Man Bry Must Hate For Putting So Many Words in his Lower Third/Kinda Looks Like Jared Padalecki/A Man Whose Stepdad Used to Pitch for The Cubs/I Can Finally Get My Life Back/I Have A Piece Of A Graboid Signed by SS Wilson/Slightly Different Flannel/A Man Who Is Currently The Voice of Blue Bunny Ice Cream/Egassem Lanimilbus/A Man Who Was Almost In High Fidelity/I Thought James Said No More Kill Counts/A Man Who Once Pretended to Be Part of the Crew to Get a Free AirBNB/Really More Tentacles?/A Man Who Once Hate Wasabi Duck on a Dare/The Mike to James' Joel/A Man Who Cries Every Time Andrew Garfield Catches MJ in No Way Home/My House is a Pop Culture Museum/A Man Who's Never Had a Cup of Coffee in His Life/Slightly Different Glasses/A Man Who Owns an Original Sketch by Charlie Chiodo of a Critter/Hungry Hungry Heifer/A Man Who Also Loves a Girl Named Megan/My Mom Says I Look Like Leonardo DiCaprio/A Man Who Refuses to Use Sniper Rifles in Fortnite/Double Spaces After a Sentence/A Man Whose Kill Counts Have More Cameos Than a Muppet Movie/All Out of Ball Jokes/A Man Who Once Opened for Harold Ramis at a Synagogue Comedy Show/Near Mint Condition/A Man Who Once Wrote His Own Comic About Bigfoot and Nessie Starting a Detective Agency Called Mystery Afoot/Due Back by Noon on the 3rd Day/A Man Who Actually Had This Haircut When He Was in Sixth Grade/Only Works If I'm Set to Channel 3/A Man Who Still Has a Blockbuster Card/I'm Leaving/A Man Who Was Twice Dropped by The Collective, The Agency That Produced These Films/You Can Have Pizza Anytime/A Man Whose Wrestling Coach Refused to Learn His Name and Called Him Zucchini Garage Sale Instead/Y2K Compliant/A Man Who Was Punched in the Nuts for Turning the Power Off at His Friend's Y2K Party/Gonna Shake My Ass on the Hood of Whitesnake's Car/A Man Who Remade Back to the Future With a Gorilla in a Movie called "Mondu Monkey a Go-Go"/In Spaaaaaaace/A Man Who Dressed as a Chestburster Victim When He Was 12 Years Old/I Voted for Kodos/A Man Who Has a Borderline Debilitating Sideshow Statue Addiction" Rodriguez Gvojic "He's convince you're SebVit because Vex dumb." - Dizzy "The Actual Dumb-Dumb" Heegan/Solid Face/Cortland, Oregon "Oh, the filthy little Wrathian wants to help! You can't help anyone, you're just the muscle remember? It's all you and your imp kind are good for, you said it yourself. I'm in his mind, bitch, I see everything. Every thought, every opinion, and boy- does he have some nasty shit to say about you!" - Rolando "What do you mean antiemetic? Cort is Jew? Wait, Cort, are you Jew?!" - Vitley/Shitley/The Stardust Drifter/Alcoholic/Airtooth/President Richard Nixon/Jeffrey Da "You get to see the puppets nipples." - Chelsea Rebecca, the Chaos Gremlin "I've done some research, and I believe it means the person cares so little that the last droplets of care spirit are being sucked out of their body, through their arms, and out of the tips of their fingers, and into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever. A true indicator that person doesn't give a fluff." - Pillow "It talks?" - Alan Becker/The Animator/noogai3 "That's right. We can't have the public watching a show with a MePhone4S in it, let alone a MePhone4. Once I'm done with you two I will retrieve the million dollars, and YOU CAN'T STOP ME-" - MePhone5 "That's hilarious, man! Truly! I'm still gonna fucking kill you though!" - Mr. Joseph "Joe" Horseman III/The Horseman/Plate Guy/Emmet Brickowski/Coffee/Definitely NOT a Fraud/JH3 "Welcome to the kill count! Where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!" - James A. Janisse (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)