Crashing motorbike alone in the woods

Riding my Honda Transalp 650 on a trail in the French Alps until I crash. Then trying to make it down the mountain in one piece without a running engine. Do as I say, not as I do. Riding alone is fine and reasonably safe, just don't crash alone ;) Thanks to the commenters for helping to diagnose the starting problem. I think the bike probably failed to start because of hydrolock indeed. I tried jump starting several times in 2nd gear.. there is one attempt at 6.56. That did not work. Taking out the spark plugs to empty the cilinders probably would have worked but I didn't think of that then.