🎵 Little Boat Boy – Featuring Keir Starmer | A Parody of the “Little Drummer Boy” Christmas Carol

“Little Boat Boy” is a sharp, modern parody of the classic Little Drummer Boy, using humour and satire to explore the UK’s asylum system and the generous benefits provided within it. With a playful twist on a traditional Christmas carol, the song highlights how the system often feels unbalanced, and how some newcomers show little interest in integrating into the communities that support them. Blending comedy, commentary, and a familiar festive melody, Little Boat Boy delivers a cheeky but thought-provoking take on one of the biggest debates in Britain today. 🎧 Genre: Satire / Parody / Christmas 🧑‍🎤 Artist: Jamie PI Griffin 🎄 Theme: Modern carol parody, UK policy satire, social commentary All Images and video footage is AI generated, but based on real events. Lyrics Come, they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new i-phone for me, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest rooms you'll get, pa rum pum pum pum To lay around all day, pa rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum. We wont honor thee, pa rum pum pum pum When we come. Entered illegally, pa rum pum pum pum I am a boat boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no skills to bring, pa rum pum pum pum I dont plan to integrate, pa rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum. I might molest you, pa rum pum pum pum Touch your bum! Starmer nodded, pa rum pum pum pum You'll get 3 meals a day, pa rum pum pum pum You dont need to contribute, pa rum pum pum pum Free clothes and healthcare too, pa rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum. Border Force smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum, Me and my chum Me and my chum Me and my chum Me and my chum