Wow. The cultural zeitgeist? Right NOW? It's pop icon Chappell Roan and short king Peter Falk. This is a song about Lieutenant Columbo, the LAPD detective, and it is a parody of Red Wine Supernova, a song from the album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess. Performance footage is from We Stan Together at the Upright Citizens Brigade (UCB) theater in New York City on March 2, 2025. All rights to Columbo clips belong to NBC; footage of Columbo statue and Budapest rights reserved by Atlas Obscura; Red Wine Supernova rights reserved by Universal Music Group. Also, special shoutout to YouTube user The Swamp, whose Hollaback Girl x Columbo fancam inspired me to do this.