Boy asked another girl to prom, but he's had a girlfriend for a year

I'll take you to prom when pigs fly/The only way we'll break up would be if pigs fly THE CUTEST PROMPOSAL "Sara I'll take you to prom when pigs fly" "Sara I'll ask you to prom when pigs fly" (pig balloons and a Guinea pig w/ wings) When your own boyfriend asks another girl to prom Girlfriend: So, we've been together for almost a year now and I always though we are gonna stay together and the only way I ever though we would break up would be if pigs fly and i guess... Boyfriend: Pigs are gonna fly Girlfriend: Pigs flew yesterday so... Boyfriend: Good, perfect Friend: You're a fucking dick!!!