Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! August 2014

This month: Russo is gone. TNA promises Dixie going through a table. Tenay wonders if it'll happen. Bram beats Abyss in a bloody opener. Low Ki is doing voice over work now. Snitsky recycles his WWF catchphrase. MVP buries Aries for losing to Lashley - proclaims Lashley will be TNA Champion forever. Roode challenges Lashley and has friends who like him. Sam Shaw is a face now. Bryan recalls how he won Gut Check by losing. Mr. Anderson is turning heel because he won't give Sam Shaw another chance. Rycklon and Snitsky both wear tank tops. Dixie is confident in King Mo's ability to knock out Bully Ray. The Knockouts segment is pretty awful. Samoa Joe wins the X DIvision title in a 3-way with Low-Ki and Sanada. Dixie fires Snitsky and Rycklon for being has-beens. Bully Ray and D-Von put Dixie through a table. The Hardys have a good match with Team 3D. MVP works with a bum leg on television. An X Division elimination match that lasts 7 minutes. Gunner and Mr. Anderson have a match that's a waste of time. Dave reviews iMPACT! like he's having a conversation instead of doing a review. WWE does not want guys going to TNA. Bram and Abyss in a stairway to Janice match. Bram beats Abyss for the third time in a row. EC3 and Spud have interesting haircuts and EC3 destroys Rhino. The Hardys want to prove they are still the best tag team in the world. Sam Shaw shows up to defend Gunner's honor. Mr. Anderson wins an I Quit match with an armbar. Gail demands that Angelina Love receives a title match. Tenay interviews Dixie in bed. James Storm acts like a Bray Wyatt rip off. Gail Kim retains her title in her last Knockout standing match. Angle announces a tag team series. Roode and Eric Young both win the 6 way cluster fuck of a cage match to become number 1 contenders to the TNA Championship. No Bound for Glory tournament this year. Angle will figure out the number 1 contender during iMPACT! Tommy Dreamer looks flabby in a shirt. Sam Shaw does sketches in a hotel room and upsets Gunner by wearing his uniform. Madison and Taryn try very hard. To the back! In what universe would Low Ki team with Crazzy Steve? Roode and Eric Young have nothing to say. Bryan buries Tinder. Robbie E and Ms. Tessmacher go on a date to the Amazing Race. iMPACT! is a very insecure program. Many men in TNA need a rebirth starting with Sanada. Chris Melendez debuts. Team 3D win the first 3-way tag match in the series.