Original Version: • Defeats of My Favorite Live-Action Mo... Happy Valentine's Day! Song: Without Sin by Parting Gift (Anti-Nightcore by BlueSpider74) Villains Quotes: "No, I'll take him. I'll take all of you! And I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear. Or you just leave us be. I'll take him, only him. Then, I will have my long rest, and you will all live to grow and thrive and lead happy lives until old age takes you back to the weeds." -Pennywise the Dancing Clown/It "ROARRR!!!" -The Great White Shark/Jaws/Bruce "I need the rock and the Princess Daisy. Then I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs and get rid of the mammals!" -President Koopa "My children. From the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me. Taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams. And that's when the fun really began." -Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger "You said it. I was scared, desperate, and all alone. So, I decided to take the power back, and make my own bootleg movie! I called it: Flying Bedroom Boy. And guess what. It worked! I made lots of money. So, I “recruited” other toons to star in more movies. And bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio, where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash. And now you two come pokin' around where ya don't belong, asking questions about your missing friend, and I can't have that. So how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale Reboot!" -Peter Pan/Sweet Pete ""I'm Papa Smurf. I'm the head of a small group of blue people and live in the forest with 99 sons and 1 daughter. Nothing weird about that, no, no. Totally normal." "Oh, and I'm Smurfette. And I think I'm so pretty. And I betrayed Gargamel and I don't even care. And everything is just sunshine and rainbows." But all of that is about to change." -Gargamel "Dave, we go way back, all right? And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. I wanted to like that song, but, you heard it... not that good. If I wasn't your friend, I'd say, "Dave, you go right back out of this office and you keep writing music, you'll get there someday." But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you that there is no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever, going to sing." -Ian Hawke "Hey, bat-brain, I was a kid when I killed your parents. It's just I made you, ya gotta say you made me. How childish can you get? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, huh, would ya? Huh?" -Jack Napier/The Joker "Who told you that? The crazy bush guy? What he should've told you was IT'S NOT A DREAM!" -El Diablo/The Devil "Of course not. You lack vision. But I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off. Off and on. All day, all night. Soon where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My god... It'll be beautiful." -Judge Doom (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)