From the musical “Alice and the Eight Princesses”, 1905. Words by Vincent Bryan. Music by Victor Herbert. Lyrics 1. I have two friends, two dear old friends My joys and woes they share We never leave each other We're together everywhere Just why we love each other so Is more than I can tell But everybody envies us We get along so well Chorus I, and myself, and me, just we three Myself and I, and me are pals We always do agree For years we've been together No truer companions could be We'd give up our lives for each other I know, I, and myself, and me 2. I, and myself, and little me We all lived happy lives But we met Her, Herself and She And they became our wives She said, I could not suit myself Herself got mad at me They almost broke our friendship up Her, and herself, and she Chorus I, and myself, and me, we were free We lived in peace till we were wed To Her, Herself, and She When with Her, I would quarrel Herself and Myself would agree 'Twas plain She and Me Were not "Chummy" like us I, and Myself, and Me 3. When I fell off a ship at sea Myself was by my side I was beside Myself with fear To Me, for help I cried 'Twas Me, threw them a cake of soap Out where the breakers roared I raised a lather to the ship Then Myself climbed aboard Chorus I, and Myself, and Me, saved at sea I raised some money with Myself And I rewarded Me I, and Myself gave medals To Me for this great bravery 'Twas Me saved the lives Of both I and Myself I, and Myself, and Me ---------------------------------------- Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein. Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne. Get the sheet music and MIDI at: https://www.sheetmusicsinger.com/i-an...