STAR TREK BEYOND Trailer 2016 Easter Eggs, Breakdown, and Things Missed - Reckless Ed
STAR TREK BEYOND Trailer 2016 Easter Eggs, Breakdown, and Things Missed - Reckless Ed Share this Video, Like this video, Subscribe Today: / @recklessed Rinse & Repeat for all future videos. :-) So First things first, spoiler alert. If you don’t like spoilers then keep on trucking. Cause you’ll probably get some here. Ok so, this trailer is a friggin mess. They switched directors from JJ Abrams, who has also directed Star Wars The Force Awakens, and gave the helm to Justin Lin, who has been directing the Fast and the Furious movies from Films #3 all the way to #6. So this Star Trek trailer is essentially one big fast freakin explosion. In-between those explosions are real tiny clips of stuff that I’m gonna try and spoil for you. So the trailer starts out with all the main cast on an old junk heap starship. You can tell it’s all old and rusty, and super lived in by old nasty people who didn’t care about hygiene. You know…like me. hahahaha We got Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekhov, Spock and of course Kirk. The only one missing is the Doctor. The music blaring in the background is the same one played in the first film of the reboot, Beastie Boys “Sabotage”. Kirk remembers trashing his stepfathers car to that song and says it’s a good choice to be blaring now on this old piece of crap. You can see different versions of the uniforms being worn by the crew. They have more of a Navy military feel to them. So the question is why are they now on this old shop instead of the Enterprise? Well as with just about all the other Star Trek movies, they friggin blowed that one up of course. I mean it just wouldn’t be a Star Trek film unless you blew up the dagger Enterprise. So a swarm of robots or aliens or whatever tore through the ships hull like it was made of paper machet cause apparently nobody thought to turn on the friggin shields. But apparently the attack was bad enough that Kirk got in an escape pod and watched the ship head down to an unknown planet. Kirk lands and gets out of his pod. Bones and Spock landed together, cause we need to make sure those two are allowed to poke fun at each other for a good hour or so during the film. Notice Spock with his burn mark on his side as well. Possibly he got hurt in the landing? Who knows. Notice all the old banged up ship parts all over the place too. Those things that tore up the Enterprise have probably done this before, and these ships are all thats left. We see Scott wake up in his escape pod just in time to not get killed by falling to his death. Spock and Bones end up getting separated after all, as Spock is teleported someplace else. Where to? No idea. Kirk somehow finds himself a motorcycle and launches himself in the air all Evil Kineivel style…hahahaha yeah like THATS realistic. And then we get this White albino lady who likes to fight and beat the crap out of everyone she sees with her anger management stick. BAM!!! Uh oh, back on Earth it looks like the bad guys are trying to blow up the city again. Then we cut BACK to the Enterprise before it got all blowed up, and see that it had aliens boarding and throwing people up against bulkheads. OUCH!!! There’s a good long slow shot of this alien lady, holding a gun. Big shadow looming overhead, probably means a ship is either landing or taking off. NOW we cut FORWARD to the entire crew being herded around on the planet like slaves. You can see Scotty’s little alien friend “Keenser” in the lineup as well. Poor middle guy. Now we’re back in space again, watching the Enterprise getting the crap beat out of it…cause you know…can’t get enough of those shots. hahahaha Kirk and White Albino chick, jump, teleport, land and I guess don’t die when the land. No broken bones either. Probably no bruises. Man these guys rock!! So essentially it looks like the Crew is on the Enterprise, they stumble on this planet, get the crap beat out of it, blow the ship up, get in their escape pods, hit the planet, find some stupid motorcycles and jump around the rocks, get captured, transport around with albino checks, and do it all very fast and very VERY Furiously!! hahahah See what I did there? Oh MAN that was a good. You know what else was a good one? Shooooot. All my other videos. Like the one I JUST did on the Independence Day 2: Resurgence trailer. I go through that whole thing and find all of those Easter Eggs as well. And don’t forget to check out my X-Men Apocalypse Trailer Breakdown as well cause that was a real hoot. Go ahead and subscribe to my channel and leave a comment below. You guys rock and I read every single comment. Even the crazy ones!!! Wait…did I just say that out loud? ahahahah uhhhh gotta goooo
