Evolution of Youtube (Mr incredible becoming uncanny meme)

Mr. Incredible: You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that’s not what you had in mind. Thief: (points gun at him) Hey, look- (he gets knocked out by a hand.) Mr. Incredible: Elastigirl. Elastigirl: Mr. Incredible. (Elastigirl picks the thief up.) Mr. Incredible: No, it’s all right. I’ve got him. Elastigirl: Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you. Mr. Incredible: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me. Elastigirl: A fact I exploited to do my job. Mr. Incredible: My job, you mean. Elastigirl: A simple thank you will suffice. Mr. Incredible: Thanks, but I don’t need any help. Elastigirl: Whatever happened to "ladies first"? Mr. Incredible: Well, whatever happened to equal treatment? Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first....(he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl) Elastigirl: Well, we could share, you know. Mr. Incredible: I work alone. Elastigirl: Well, I think you need to be more….flexible. Mr. Incredible: Are you doing anything later? Elastigirl: I have a previous engagement. Mr. Incredible: [whistles] [Later, Mr. Incredible handcuffs a thief] Mr. Incredible: Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour. (Then, Frozone is seen chasing a helecopter.) Frozone: Hey, Incredible! Mr. Incredible: Hey, Frozone! Frozone: Shouldn’t you be getting ready?! Mr. Incredible: I still got time. [crowd screaming] Woman: He’s gonna jump! [Mr. Incredible then watches Sansweet jump down, with the croud's screaming magnified. He runs forward, and catches him just in time as he runs into the building.] Sansweet: I think you broke something. Mr. Incredible: With counseling, I think you’ll come to forgive me. Wait a minute. [He drags him to safety, and hears noises from the wall. He takes cover with the Seal Door, as a bomb explodes, leaving smoke and a hole in the wall. Bomb Voyage emerges from the hole.] Mr. Incredible: [coughing] Bomb Voyage. Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incroyable! (Mr. Incredible!) Incrediboy: And IncrediBoy! Bomb Voyage: IncrediBoy? Incrediboy: Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots-- Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy. Incrediboy: What? Mr. Incredible: Now. Bomb Voyage: Petit mufle va! (Little oaf!) Incrediboy: Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I’ve finally figured out who I am. I am your ward…IncrediBoy! Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. Incrediboy: This is because I don’t have powers, isn’t it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly? Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. Bomb Voyage: Oui et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (And your outfit is totally ridiculous!) Incrediboy: Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police. (Bomb Voyage throws a bomb on Incrediboy's cape.) Mr. Incredible: Buddy, don’t! Incrediboy: It’ll only take a second, really. Mr. Incredible: No, STOP! There’s a bomb! (Mr. Incredible runs up to Incrediboy and grabs his cape right before he takes off.) Incrediboy: Let go! You’re wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go! Mr. Incredible: Will you just…?! I’m trying to help! Stop! Incrediboy: Let go of my cape! [He does, as the bomb drops onto a train track below. It then explodes, destroying a huge chunk of the bridge. A train was approaching, and Mr. Incredible runs forward to it, stops, and lets the train hit his hands. The train does, as the passengers brutally get thrown forward, and the train slowly comes to a halt, almost falling down the bridge.]