Defeats of My Favorite Internet Villains 38

“Life needed a bit of madness. Why should death be any different?” - Wilford Warfstache/William J. Barnum/The Colonel “Okay, so you don’t know where you are? Smack, I made HERE! I made THESE PEOPLE! The only one who doesn’t belong here is YOU! And now I’ll prove it. Watch. The world awake, NOW SLEEPS!” - Pent “Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you… I mean, answer them.” - Strong Bad “We do not have a drive- yes, we do. You know what? We do, because by every conceivable metric, it is not possible for this restaurant to have a drive-thru, and if there's anything I've learned,it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted, fucked-up world. So even though we do not have room for a drive-thru, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-thru right in the face. Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So, uh, I'm going to go home, and asphyxiate every single stray cat I see on the way there.” - Gino Fratelli “Hehehehehe!” - Lifty & Shifty “Did you know... the Halal method produces more tender and fresh meat?” - Bob Velseb “Look, Boss Man, these 3 words are non-negotiable; Super. Monkey. Ball.” - Ruther “That’s the one rule of documentation! The cameraman never dies!” - Dylan Markson Song: & ~ Tally Hall